I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
Do you have like those books that you fell in love with right away because they slapped you in the face with their awesomeness so hard that you got whiplash and then those little quiet books that you never really planned on loving while reading them but as you flipped the last page the words just lingered and lingered and lingered with you for days and you never realized how much you loved it because it just took a while longer for the words to catch up to your heart
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
"She’s Mrs Doctor from the future, isn’t she? Is she going to be your wife one day?”
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused